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ESPN just released their annual ‘Body Issue’ and we’re eternally thankful to them per usual for offering up tattooed, muscle-bound, eye-candy we need to get us through this sweltering hot and basic-ass Monday.

There are loads of completely naked athletic bodies strategically covered with basketballs, soccer balls and other unnecessary props, packed in the issue from just about every sport imaginable.

You know we scanned all 60 photos for the hottest images that make us wish we had the time and nerve to leave our digital media careers and become shameless and slutty sports groupies!

Oh yes, my sisteren, we have all the sweat-baring pics made sexy for your office cubicles! Oh and heads up, these are semi-work inappropriate because unfortunately there are no penis-slips!

Photos courtesy of ESPN

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It's just us, the home team, ranting 'hard candy with multiple layers' style. Got tips? Got questions? Wanna join the team? Say hey at info@jawbreaker.nyc. *winks*

  • Mary Pryor

    YES LORD!