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Rejoice! A Cheaper Whole Foods is Coming

Like the saying goes “Whole Foods, Whole Check.” But now the glorious market for healthy nom nom and our favorite bar of salty olives plans to open a new low-price chain for millennials.

*cabbage patches*

Executives from the company say the alternative that won’t break the bank is for young people who want a “different shopping experience.”

News flash: We don’t want a “different shopping experience,” we want cheaper kale!

Reportedly the chain hasn’t been doing so well since mainstream grocery chains took on organic and fresh foods as well. Yes, Trader Joes knows my heart!

Expect the new and cheaper Whole Foods to appear some time in 2016.

Geneva S. Thomas

Geneva S. Thomas

Geneva is the founder of Jawbreaker, which she plans on turning into an intergalactic all-girl army that will someday storm the streets of the world in studded bras and Tom Ford boots. She recently took up archery and collects more books than shoes.

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