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There’s nothing more of a nuisance than the morning after. You can hardly open your eyes because your mascara decided it was a genius idea to glue your eyelids together. Your face feels like road kill from the Westside Highway. And it’s all because you partied like a Saudi rock star and threw back more than a fountain of champagne. Even worse, at the point you manage to slowly and painfully peel your eyelids open, there he is.

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The dude you thought was hot enough to let upstairs.

The dude, who under no circumstances, can see you looking like this!

Been there? Sure you have. Now with recent beauty advancements, you can wake from slumber looking like Naomi Campbell. Okay, maybe not. Let’s settle for an inspired-version.

From your lips, cheeks, eyes to your overall mug, we’ve got the sex and morning after-approved product you need now! Hit the next slide, gorgeous!

What do you think?

Geneva S. Thomas

Geneva S. Thomas

Geneva is the founder of Jawbreaker, which she plans on turning into an intergalactic all-girl army that will someday storm the streets of the world in studded bras and Tom Ford boots. She recently took up archery and collects more books than shoes.

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