We can thank systemic sexism and the horny male gaze for dolls. We dressed their plastic bodies and combed their Yaki hair as little girls. We had no clue how their unreachable body measurements would haunt us straight into womanhood. We’ve seen loads of broken and self-esteem-free celebrities do everything they could to look like real-life Barbies. And thanks to waist-training, well, we can all #goals our way to a size 22 waistline. But a Ukrainian “model” took her Barbie expectations to the next level. She decided to become one, literally.

A quick glance at Valeria Lukayanova and you’ll think you’re watching a Sims caricature come alive in a denim bra-top and coochie-cutting shorts. Actually you can stare at photos of the 29-year old Internet sensation for hours and still think it’s a photoshopped prank.

But no Lukayanova is all real, well, except for her breasts, her face, her waistline, her…okay, you get the point.

Of course Lukayanova says she’s entirely au naturale but admits to her breasts. She says her extremely low BMI count is because she doesn’t drink alcohol, smoke and exclusively dines on tiny amounts of raw fish and fruit juice. Okay, girl.

Reportedly the model, who’s married to Ukrainian business man Dmirty Shkabov, has been on a six-month hiatus and resurfaced recently with these new creepy photos. According to Daily Mail, she hates her body and wants to build more muscle.

“I want the same magnificent figure. I no longer like my body. It needs some muscle.”

Lukayanova says she wants to look like a female Amazonian warrior. Kids please stay in school!

Photo Credit: Daily Mail