Dear Hillary Clinton, Doing the ‘Nae Nae’ Doesn’t Make Us Want to Vote For You

Dear Hillary Clinton,

Please stop.

Your clear attempt and butchering of a popular dance that has already supremely gotten on our collective nerves is not convincing at all you deserve the Black female vote. That all blue Yves Klein look is much more convincing.

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What’s possibly more irritating is that it’s clear, Senator Clinton, you didn’t even bother to take out the time to do a dry run of the dance before you got on national television and moved with the rhythm of rheumatoid arthritis.

Please stop trying to be President Obama when he showed off his dance moves on “Ellen”, or your husband for that matter when he iconically played the sax on the “Arsenio Hall” show, because we know at least they practiced in the mirror a little.

Even when Obama was dancing with little Inuit children in Alaska, he said he practiced their native dance because he knew he might be put on the spot to perform.

Mrs. Clinton, please do better. We actually have quite a bit of respect for you, so please put the dance shoes away and focus on your platform.


Your Black Female Constituents

Ariel Leconte

Ariel Leconte

Ariel is the Associate Editor of Jawbreaker and creator of Revolutionary In Pink Pumps blog. She is equally obsessed with social justice, lipstick, culture, and red wine.