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Behold! A Rare Sighting of Janet Jackson

Janet Jackson chucked the deuces to America—and seemingly the entertainment industry entirely and I’m over this shit! I get it. She’s living out a scene in Aladdin with her Qatar bae-thing and I’m totes happy for her. But sis, we need mew music already! We’d even settle for another Tyler Perry film. *coughs*

But Wednesday night, Miss Janet made a rare public appearance attending Giorgio Armani’s 40th anniversary dinner at Nobu in Milan, Italy. Pass the crispy kale, Penny! Other celebs in attendance were Tina Turner, Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Cruise and Sophia Loren!

The “Feedback” starlet was dressed in all black in harem trousers, navy jacket, a hoodie and a beanie covering her flowing cooper red tresses. Was it cold, J?


Of course she was hand and hand with her hubby, Qatar business magnate Wissam Al Mana.

Crazed Janet stans (*guilty*) tweeted Janet a fan-created “missing persons” meme. Hilar! Janet loving tweeted “LOL. Too funny, too sweet.” A few days later Janet bestowed us with her social media presence yet again tweeting, “Letting go doesn’t mean you stop.”

Well J, we hope you’re not “letting go of music” now! We’re spoiled and selfish pop-obsessed maniacs. We don’t wanna see you settle into your middle-age just yet!

Geneva S. Thomas

Geneva S. Thomas

Geneva is the founder of Jawbreaker, which she plans on turning into an intergalactic all-girl army that will someday storm the streets of the world in studded bras and Tom Ford boots. She recently took up archery and collects more books than shoes.

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