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‘Hoteps Hoteping’ is the Youtube Video You Needed Today

On the lowest end of the spectrum of Black men lies the fuckboy, that is unless you count the hotep. The man who thinks he is so damned in touch with his Blackness, but really he’s just in touch with a few too many ankh pendants and essential oils.

In an inspired throwback to late 80s, early 90s Queen Latifah era rap, Radha Blank also known as,RadhaMUSprime, perfectly outlines how pretty much every woman feels about hoteps.

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The “Empire” writer not only flawlessly shuts down the hypocritical existence that is the hotep but she also highlights basically every aspect of the hotep that drives Black women insane. The beginning of the video is actually so convincing as a hotep vlog post that you don’t even realize it’s a spoof.

If you need you a good laugh and a wonderful explanation of what exactly a hotep is than you need to watch this video.

We just have one question for all the hoteps out there:

“How come you put so much cayenne in the tofu?”

Ariel Leconte

Ariel Leconte

Ariel is the Associate Editor of Jawbreaker and creator of Revolutionary In Pink Pumps blog. She is equally obsessed with social justice, lipstick, culture, and red wine.