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Brace Yourselves, Bottomless McDonald’s Fries is a Thing!

Swimsuit season might be just around the corner but McDonald’s is doing everything in their power to sabotage your healthy habits.

The fast food super giant might be bringing you some food options that are sure to double your calorie count on every trip, unlimited fries being one of them.

Fortune reports a McDonald’s location in St. Joseph, Mo. was torn down and is being rebuilt as something like a new age test McDonald’s equipped with tons of new features.

Included in the rumored features are the ability to order from a kiosk where customers can completely customize their orders and then have the food brought to their tables, which instead of hard tacky booths will now be comfortable couches and armchairs.

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As if it’s not bad enough you’re now overindulging in McDonald’s, now you can lazily and comfortably do so in a squishy armchair!

Of course the biggest deal here is this location will be the first to trial unlimited french fries.

The only saving grace in this greasy mess of news is the deal is only available at this new age McDonald’s, which means you’re probably safe from unlimited fried spuds during swimsuit season.

On the sunny side of the west coast, the California McDonald’s are now getting low calorie breakfast bowls made with egg whites, turkey sausage, and… wait for it… kale!

That’s right! There will be McDonald’s serving up kale, did you ever think you’d live to see it?!

Even though unlimited fries is strictly in Missouri for now who knows how long before the trial becomes a reality? Those cold winters might just come with a bottomless side of fries!

Ariel Leconte

Ariel Leconte

Ariel is the Associate Editor of Jawbreaker and creator of Revolutionary In Pink Pumps blog. She is equally obsessed with social justice, lipstick, culture, and red wine.