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Watch Men Teach Each Other How to Finger Women by Fingering Fruit!

Before you even get excited, please understand this video confirms one universal truth: men don’t know shit about giving women pleasure!

Men who don’t know shit, giving other men who don’t know shit advice just continues the circle of clueless men and grossly unsatisfied women.

With that being said…

The guys over at Simple Pickup, a site “designed to prove that any guy can attract women,” decided they were going to school some of their uninformed male followers how to bring women to sexual bliss using their fingers.

Too bad they didn’t use their brains first.

READ: 7 Ways to Get the Most Tasty Vagina Ever!

Sure they throw out some impressive statistics in the beginning, like the fact that 60% of women never reach orgasm from intercourse alone. But overall this video is a messy, awkward, fruit salad.

The guys in the video make the number one mistake all guys make, they focus on the clit. Even though the clit is this wondrous little bud of nerves at the head of our vaginas, it is not the only way to make us orgasm.

After driving home the common misconception that it’s all about the clit, they compared the vagina to a clock, and advised guys to move their finger around it in that motion.

This video is, at most, a good laugh at how clueless men really are. But what’s probably the most hilarious yet scary line is: “If she’s bleeding, you’re doing it wrong.”

In one day the video has had over 250,000 views. God help us!

Ariel Leconte

Ariel Leconte

Ariel is the Associate Editor of Jawbreaker and creator of Revolutionary In Pink Pumps blog. She is equally obsessed with social justice, lipstick, culture, and red wine.