Special assistant to President Obama and House legislative liaison, Barvetta Singletary, was arrested Monday for assaulting her boyfriend, a U.S. Capitol police officer during an argument.
Barvetta suspected her man of sleeping with someone else and demanded answers. After running out to his car and grabbing his two cellphones and his gun, she demanded he give her the phone passwords or else she would shoot.
Well… guess who didn’t give up his cell phone code?
Barvetta fired a shot and missed, sending her man running straight to police. Now Barvetta is in danger of loosing her position in the White House.
Now the question behind all of this is: Was the dick that bomb?
Was the dick so good the thought of loosing it made her jeopardize her position as a White House aide?
If a woman intelligent enough to make it as an aide in the White House can act up like this, are we all in danger of being ‘dickmatized’?
We say blame it on the oxytocin!
After sex, your body releases a hormone that no one seems to talk about called oxytocin.
Oxytocin is extremely powerful and acts as a neurotransmitter in the brain, it’s often known as the “cuddle hormone” because it elevates your sense of comfort and attachment to a person.
A hormone this powerful has the ability to temporarily alter your rational thinking, as your emotions completely take over.
Could oxytocin be to blame for doing stupid things after getting some bomb dick?
While the hormone is extremely powerful, our will as a woman has to be stronger, ladies!
Next time you see yourself making a clearly stupid decision regarding your man after sex, take a second to remember the oxytocin.
Don’t end up like Barvetta and potentially ruin your life all because you were dickmatized!
Have you ever been ‘dickmatized’? What’s the craziest thing bomb dick made you do? Tell us!
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